Well I did this test to see how much I could be worth, because goddamnit i'm that awesome, and I am looking to sell myself and various services. So I came across this site...www.humanforsale.com, and it helped me out with my worth. So please take your time, and I welcome all bidders. I'll even drop the price for the right person.
Gender:
Male
$200,000
Age:
24
$30,000
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
$130,000
Height:
5'11
$5,000
Weight:
202 lbs.
$0
Body Type:
Average
$0
Hair Color:
Blonde
$10,000
Eye Color:
Blue
$1,000
Handed:
Right
$5,000
Body Hair:
Somewhat Hairy
$1,000
Shoe Size:
13
$0
Bald:
No
$10,000
20/20 Eyesight:
No
$0
Penis Size:
8 inches
$15,000
Cavities:
1-2
$1,000
Athletic Ability:
Average
$35,000
Attractiveness:
NA
$60,000
IQ:
110
$32,505
SAT Score:
NA
$0
HS GPA:
3.2
$30,400
Education:
High School
$1,000
Bilingual:
No
$0
Income:
NA
($5,000)
Profession:
Government
$0
Alcohol:
Often
$0
Smoker:
Yes
($50,000)
Pot:
No
$10,000
Drugs:
No
$10,000
Exercise:
Often
$15,000
Divorced:
No
$0
Comitted Felony:
No
$15,000
Watch Television:
Often
$2,500
Sexuality:
NA
$25,000
Style:
Average
$30,000
Artistic:
Average
$30,000
Sense of Humor:
Above Average
$45,000
Addictive Personality:
Yes
($15,000)
Give to Charity:
No
$0
Adult Content:
Often
$0
Gamble:
Never
$0
Multiplier
x2
Total:
$1,308,810
posted by zefyur @ 6:41 PM,
